dean-ilostmyshoe: i do this cute thing where i eat a whole bag of doritos in under an hour
Reblog this if a family member has ever called you...
considerablybigben: *puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
circletines: why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times
dirkstriderschoicebooty: raigeki55: scooterthebug: It’s kind of funny when you realize that this guy and this guy were voiced by this guy who played this guy and this guy Also this guy and this guy and these guys
whitelightningreplies: balderrask: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” NOPE NOT RISKING IT this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me
angelofmine16: celtiquebeauty24601: swornbythestars: Altaïr watched his father die Ezio watched his father die Haytham watched his father die Connor killed his father Good job, Connor We’ve got a badass over here.
uncuteartist: If anyone ever tells you that: The books you read are not “real books” The music you listen to is not “real music” The games you play are not “real games” The art you like is not “real art” The clothes you wear are not “proper clothes” The comics you read are not “real comics” It’s perfectly okay to write them off as a petty, joyless asshole and continue enjoying the things...
lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA COVERED IN ECTOPLASM AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once I was a C...
dtective: watching people you hate get into fandoms you love
pureorangeness: westbor0baptistchurch: rnachamp: is swag an emotion no patrick swag is not an emotion yolo is not an emotion either
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
nervousdreakbance: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I’m too lazy to shave” the prequel
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101 as in a class that teaches you how to climb trees let’s talk about the american education system
battor: ladyshiera: nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A 90 A- ...